Dumb things I’ve heard and seen

There are only 3 things on this list so far, but I’m sure I’ll think of more.
Setting the scene – most everyone knows that I have curly hair.  Sometimes to the point of Shirley Temple curls.  Imagine this if you will….
Dumb Person:  Is that your real hair?
Joders:  Um, as opposed to?  A wig?  Someone else’s hair?  [...]