The world is full of stupid people (episode 1)

Yup, the world is full of stupid people.  It’s literally teeming with them.  They’re everywhere.  And I know most of them.
I’m not talking about unintelligent people.  I know that there are lots of people with varying levels of intelligence.  And I respect that. 
No, what I am talking about is people who are bone ignorant.  People [...]

Desperate for a holiday?

I’m on a mission looking for phunny stuff to make us laugh.  I found this in the archives. 
Disclaimer:  Some readers may find the content of this post a little crass.  Stiff shit.  Alternatively the try saying phrase is “so you weren’t happy with this?”

I’ll try to use this at work…. (Or phuck off, HR)

Dear Employees:  
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.  Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.    
Therefore, a list of 18 New [...]

Bad Day at the Office

All of us have lost our groove.  We’re in the middle of the mother of all despondancies.  I always used to wonder what melancholia meant.  Now I’m the living, breathing embodiment of melancholy.  I can’t find my lightheartedness because I’m heavyhearted for myself and my mates.  Oh God, I’ve lost my funny.  And I don’t know where [...]

Seemed like a good idea at the time (Part I)

Often I’m compelled to post after something has piqued my interest on the news, in the paper, on the telly, on gossip sites…..
This is one of those times and this time it was Kristin Davis (aka Charlotte York) and her sex photos that got me thinking.  I’ve seen the photos of Kristin in all her naked [...]

In the kitchen with Joders (the white chocolate rocky road episode)

Don’t get too excited now.  This is more than likely to be the first and only post of this type on my blog.  I’m not a chef extraordinaire, but I do like to bake.  It’s kinda therapeutic.  Not that there was any baking involved in making this white chocolate rocky road.
Whenever I get invited to a [...]

A Moment of Reflection

I’ve been flitting back and forth between multiple blogs tonight.  I’m not feeling very conversational so I haven’t made too many comments.  When I have to think too hard about what to say is usually when it’s best for me not to say anything at all.  I try to keep lighthearted about stuff, and I [...]

So much for flying under the radar

I’ve been tagged.  Twice.  By Wanda and Jennifer.  Thanks.  Heaps.  You girls are such good mates.  I really mean it.  You can tell, can’t you?
I’ve only been doing this blogging thingy for a few months, so I struggled a bit trying to find past posts to satisfy all the categories.  Some of the posts that I’ve [...]

Sisters in Solidarity v’s The Skinny

Women of the world, I call on you to unite in a common cause.
It is my intention to annoy, aggravate, bother, disturb, exasperate, hassle, pester, provoke, ruffle and vex the administrator and regular commenters on The Skinny Website.  I am to be joined in this venture by my cyba sistas Anners, Daners, Janers, Jennifer and [...]

Motivationally speaking with Jodony Robbins

Way to go Mandy Moore!!
Mandy was quoted in an Australian magazine today as saying “I’m a regular person.  I’m not that thin.  I’m okay representing a different type than the normal Hollywood beauty ideal.”
She also admitted that she’d rather be on the heavier side than starve herself to be a stick thin Tinseltown celeb adding [...]