If you’re gonna do it, do it good….

Part of the work that my organisation is responsible for is collecting debt when people have been fined for breaking the law.  As a result we get to see copies of the infringement notices that offenders have been served with so we get to see what they were fined for.
I’ve seen the normal, every day, [...]

What the phark happened to border security???

In the last fortnight (that’s 2 weeks, incase you were wondering) the land down under has been inundated with famHOus, A Listers, celebreties, ah, stuff it, we’ve been over run with mostly 2nd rate celebretards.
First there was Mariah Canary Carey, who gave a surprisingly intelligent interview.  For once.
Then came Robert Downey Jr.  Seems to be getting [...]

I need to sleep, but I can’t

In the last 36 hours, I’ve had about 3 hours sleep.  I’m tired.  Really tired.  But I can’t sleep.  I want to sleep, but all that I can do is float in that strange haze between awake and asleep.  It will probably only get worse.
Yesterday started well.  A public holiday and a day off work.  [...]

At the going down of the sun

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=feKy9pth7hg
April 25th.  Anzac Day.  A day synonomous with national pride and gratitude to those who sacrificed their today so that we could have our tomorrow.  A day to celebrate the courage and valour of the Australian men and women who throughout history have defended their country in theatres of war the world over.
Celebrated first in [...]

Oh my God, I’m so excited!!!!

I finally figured out how to change the timezone on my blog to Australian time!!!!  It’s now set to UTC +10.
No smart comments from the peanut gallery, alright?!  I told you I’m technologically retarded.

Incase you didn’t know

Or hadn’t already guessed, I’m a control freak.  I don’t know when it first started, or when I first noticed it about myself.  But I’ve know it for a long time.
Unless I have some semblance of control over my life, I feel very uncomfortable.  Anxious.  I hate that feeling of being out of control.  (Ok, [...]

Why?

Why is it that when all I want is some licorice bullets I have everything but in the pantry?  I’ve got green apple flavoured licorice, snack size snickers (actually the packet is empty, bugger!),  Peanut M&Ms and cheese and onion flavoured chips (bought those when I was grocery shopping and feeling hungry – probably shouldn’t [...]

Note to self….

Note to self….
No matter how phreaking spectacular ones hair looks, one should never admire ones hair in rear view mirror whilst driving for fear of driving ones car off side of the road.
Note to self….
When wearing ones security access card on a lanyard hanging around ones neck, be careful not to tuck security access card [...]

Inane Bletherings (I)

I’ve not been too talkative these last few days, but I’ve been thinking.  And observing.  And contemplating.
So for your enjoyment I proudly present Inane Bletherings (I) – on the off chance that there’ll be more bletherings of the inane variety in the future.  You never know your luck in the big city.
Anyway, here we go….

What goes on tour, stays on tour

Or something like that anyway.  And because Secret Women’s Business is so secretive, the list to join the chosen few is as long as my arm.  However, we aren’t taking any more members.