Operation Abduct Orly – Planning the 1st part of the Plan

Orly’s Saviours are soon settled in to their hotel room, having chosen their beds and unpacked.
Joders is pacing the floor holding a jar of vegemite.
Joders:  How long can it take for a girl to get dressed?  And where the hell is Ali-ers?
Anners opens Ali-ers laptop which is sitting on the dining table.  Troy the Directors [...]

Happy Birthday Princess Pug Puppy

27 June 2008 is my baby’s 5th Birthday!  I can hardly believe that she is 5 already.  It feels like only yesterday that I brought her home at age 8 and half weeks. 
When my mum saw her for the first time she called her a mosquito because she was so little.  I took 2 weeks Pupternity leave [...]

Call Out to Orly’s Saviours

Girls, Wanda wants to wear a black cat suit, carry a gun and weigh 100lbs when she dons said cat suit in upcoming installments of Operation Abduct Whorely.
So it’s your turn now.  When you put on the black cat suit, what do you want to happen?  Do you want bigger boobs, longer legs, different coloured [...]

Operation Abduct Whorely – The First Stage

Gran Canaria International Airport – Arrivals Lounge
Wanda:  Well that was phreakin’ embarrassing.
Joders:  I still don’t get how you got out of the US with it, but couldn’t get into Spain?
Ali-ers:  I don’t get why Mr R would think that you’d need a vibrator on a visit to…
The incredulous eyes of Wanda, Anners and Joders all flick [...]

But I didn’t order gourmet pizza

This post is not about food.  Please don’t be disappointed.  I do love food.  Ask anyone who knows me.  I eat all the time.
This post is about another matter dear to my heart.  Boyz.  Men.  Persons of the opposite gender.  Fellas.  Blokes.  Dudes.  Males.  Ok, I’m sure you get the point.  I know how I [...]

Operation Abduct Whorely

Phone rings at Joders’ house.
Joders: Hello?
Orly:  Joders, it’s Whorely.
Joders:  Where the hell are you?
Orly:  On my way to Gran Canaria.
Joders:  We’ve been worried about you, we thought that you might do something stupid.  Well more stupid than shagging the dingo….
Orly:  Be quiet and listen to me.  I have to be quick.
Joders:  How different is that [...]

Memories and Tears and some other crap for good measure

On Monday it’ll be 35 years since my dad died.  I don’t have alot of childhood memories of my dad like my older sister and brother do.  And those that I do have?  Well, I’m not sure that they’re actually mine.  They could just be stories that I was told by my mum and sister that over [...]

Pick Meme!!

I was tagged by my new friend Nothing Fancy for a meme.  I confess I had to look up the definition of meme coz I’d never heard of it before.  I was relieved to find that it didn’t involve anything painful or illegal.  This is how it works.
Each player answers the questions about themselves.  At [...]

Victor, you are a very unattractive man (Part II)

Recently I wrote about my experiences in attracting men who mistakenly viewed my being friendly with them as me flirting with them.  If you’ve forgotten you can read Part I again if you desire.
Part II takes place a few years and a couple of jobs on from Part I and involves a bloke that I’ll [...]

Happy Birthday Daners!

Alright, this hasn’t turned out quite how I wanted it to.  However this is how it’s turned out after three (count them with me) attempts at creating and uploading media.  Oh well, shit happens.
So join with me, lovely people, in wishing another lovely person, our very own Ms Daners Isadora Bunny Dixonjugs Busty St Clair [...]