Operation Abduct Whorely

Phone rings at Joders’ house.

Joders: Hello?

Orly:  Joders, it’s Whorely.

Joders:  Where the hell are you?

Orly:  On my way to Gran Canaria.

Joders:  We’ve been worried about you, we thought that you might do something stupid.  Well more stupid than shagging the dingo….

Orly:  Be quiet and listen to me.  I have to be quick.

Joders:  How different is that to any other day??

Orly:  Joders, be serious.  She knows.

Joders:  Who knows?  What does she know?

Orly:  The dingo, oh crap, Miranda.  She knows that you all know that this is a fauxmance.  She’s worried you’re going to blow her cover wide open.  You’re all in danger.  Especially Wanda.  You need to let everyone know.  And Joders?

Joders:  Yes Orly?

Orly:  Be careful.

Joders disconnects from Orly and begins to dial Wanda.

Joders:  Ooofff!  Clunk (the sound of Joders being hit up back of the head with a stiletto and passing out cold).

Some time later Joders regains consciousness and finds a note laying on the floor next to her.

“I know ewe know.  wach ur baks.  Wanda iz neckst.”

Wandaaaa!!!  Lock up your house.  The dingo is mad, crazy dangerous!  She’s insane.  In that pic where she’s standing on the balcony with the 3 other girls, she’s plotting revenge on you, Anners, Cait and Ali-ers!  And Jaded too!

And, and, the other pic of Orly with his map?  That’s not a tourist map, that’s his escape plan.  See how worried and upset he looks?  He’s in such a hurry to get away from her that he hasn’t even taken the time to button up his fly!

Hurry Anners, climb faster!  We don’t need to be on suicide watch, we need to kick start Operation Abduct Whorely!

While you girls do that, I’m going to Emergency.  I think I have a concussion.

(Thanks to kateblogsworth and O-Love for letting me borrow those pics.  And thanks to the original sauces.)