Are you dumb or are you just hard of hearing?

That’s the question I’ll be putting to my local butcher (actually the sales assistant) next time I go back to the butcher.

FYI deaf head, I asked for DICED beef not phucking SLICED beef.

It meant that I had to dice the phucking stuff myself.  Not very phucking convenient I have to tell you.

You’re just lucky that you have good meat at reasonable prices.  Otherwise I would so not be going back.

8 Responses

  1. I hate stupid people. It makes my head hurt to be around them :(

  2. deaf head!!!! asdfghjl!! But maybe he really is hard of hearing… You should draw a picture next time.

  3. I once ordered a hard salami sandwich and got hot pastrami. Boy was I pissed.

  4. this entire convo seems a bit secsual in nature… all that talk about meat and shih.
    my dad wude go to the butcher and to the fish market thingy when i was yunger, buh now? kroger all the way!!
    i wude advice against gettin meat from walmart (be it in the handycapped stall from a mexican named julio or from the butcher’s case) haha!

  5. Daners, that must be why I had migraines for 3 days straight last week.

    Anners, I’ve gotten my artists pencils out of storage in preparation for my next trip to the butcher shop. It’ll be like playing Pictionary.

    Wanda, even when I practice saying hard salami and hot pastrami in an American accent, I still can’t grasp how someone could get it so wrong. I’d have wanted to take it back, slap it on the counter and demand to get the sandwich I ordered for free.

    Afers, I must have been having a slow day today. When I read your comment about getting meat at Walmart in the handycapped stall from a mexican named julio I found myself thinking “what the hell is he on about?”. I cracked up when it finally dawned on me!

  6. haha our walmarts are packed with mexicans hehe!

  7. Walmart sells meat? I thought it was like kmart.

  8. It’s more like Big W Janers, but they have supermarkets in the same store as well.

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