Inane Bletherings (IV)

I hate celery.  I really do.  It’s a nothing sort of vegetable.  Admittedly low in calories, but also low in nutritional value.  And it tastes like crap.  Not that I know what crap tastes like mind you.  But you get the point.  I can’t stand the crunchy, bitter taste of it.  Makes me want to [...]