Happy Halloween….

Velcome to zee House of Horrors…..
Enterrrr at yourrr own perrril, forrr zee Devil himself rrrresides vizz-in.

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Mistrrress Joderrrrs extends her verrry sincerrre vishes for zee crrrreepiest, spookiest, scarrrriest Halloveen everrrr.
And do not sink zat you can escape zee horrrorrr of zee Haunted House.  Forrr zee Headless Horrrseman is searrrching eterrrnally for his next victim.  Do not [...]

Halloween. U can keepz it.

Or why I don’t much care for Halloween.
When I holidayed in the US the first time it was Halloween the night before I was due to fly home.  I helped pick my nieces costume and I went trick or treating with her and the 3 kids from next door.  I had a great time.  It [...]

Don’t bother Madge

1993.  That’s how long it’s been since you’ve travelled to Australia for a tour, Madge.  1993.  The Girlie Show Tour.  1993.  That’s how long your long suffering Australian fans have been begging you to come Down Under.  1993.  That’s how long you’ve been making excuses not to come here.  Even though you’ve been touring just [...]

Graham, how did you find my blog?

For months I’ve been reading at various sites how posters believe that the dingHo and her assorted hangers on troll the intawebz and post their own comments in support of the dingHo and her fauxmance romance with the shell that was once Whorelando Bloom.
I didn’t really know what to make of it because I didn’t [...]

OMG!! I’m so excited!!!

I’m going to see Pink next year at the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
Don’t laugh.  I like Pink.

Suck on this Miranduhhhh

That’s right dingHo breath, seems people don’t love you like you think they do.  And even The Daily Telegraph (who used to piss in your pocket) has picked up on the fact that people are only “interested” in you when you’ve got your sloppy looking handbag (otherwise known as Whorelando) with you.
Hell, you were home for [...]

The dingHo has a lot to answer for

I’m kinda hooked on a TV show called Make Me A Supermodel.  It’s hosted by Jennifer Hawkins.  Really sweet girl she is.  Anyway, it’s kinda getting down to the pointy end of the competition.
There’s 3 girls and 3 boys left in the comp.  And you’ll never guess who one of them looks like.
I can’t stand [...]

Why else I don’t like drunken woman from the cruise guest list

Her name is Christine, btw.  I’ll call her that from now on, because “drunken woman from the cruise guest list” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
This might turn into a long and rambling story, so please bear with me.
At the meet and greet on Saturday night we had to briefly introduce ourselves.
Amazingly 6 of the [...]

The Post Turtle

Here is the joke I told you I knew about a fence turtle…..
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.  Eventually the topic got round to George W Bush.
The old rancher [...]

Holy Buggery Batman!

It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
What the hell happened to Spring?