The new (maybe) Mr Joders (aka Whorelando v 2.75)

Things happen when you least expect it.
Like this past Sunday.  When I was channel surfing for something to watch on the TV.  There’s slim pickings on summer telly in Australia.  So I was moderately ecstatic when I stumbled across a historical telemovie from Britain’s Channel 4 called Princes in the Tower.
I normally steer clear of [...]

United States, I love you. But pleeeeeease stop sending me gifts.

I mean, where the hell do I return an alligator to?
Yes, you heard right.  I said alligator.  A five foot long alligator was found wandering around a boy scout camp on the far south coast of New South Wales yesterday afternoon.  By the time the Police arrived some National Parks and Wildlife Service staff and [...]

Have you ever had a dream…

where you can’t move and you can’t scream and you can’t open your eyes to make it stop?
I used to have them when I was a kid.  I’d usually be chased and to start with I could run.  Then I’d stop and I couldn’t move.  And I couldn’t scream for anyone to help me.  And [...]

So Whorely, this is what you’ve been relegated to?

See, this is what happens when you don’t work.  Unless you think public appearances with the dingHo is work.  Depends on how much you’re getting paid I suppose.  Apparently not enough to come back to Australia??
Anyways, as I was saying, when your only work is to be seen publically with a superskankermodel it stands to [...]

Here We Go Again – Strange Things Happen on Halloween (16)

Friday 31 October 2008
It is 11:00pm on Halloween.
The last few weeks since Joders broke the news of her financial status and launched her business empire has been busy.
The blog hit the internet for the first time on 20 October with much success clocking up thousands of hits in the first couple of days and growing [...]

Merry Christmas from Joders and Tia

  
So.  Here it is.  Christmas Eve.  Again.  I’ve baked my Christmas Cake and I’m watching Carols by Candlelight and wrapping the presents (while I’m not typing this post).
It’s been a little over a year since I happened across KateBlogsworth and made my very first comment.  Much has happened over the last 12 months.  Some good, [...]

Merry Christmas (from the Cat)

I love LOLCats!

Sauce

I really dislike my next door neighbours and other bletherings

Some time ago I wrote about my next door neighbours, Alice and Todd.  In that post I mentioned that Todd whipper snips his garden weeds and woodchips about every 3 months.  Sunday morning was the date set aside for his quarterly weed whacking. 
And once again that ignorant arsehole spewed his rubbish all over my driveway, [...]

And the Academy Award for Best Actor in a Drama (or should that be Comedy?) goes to Whorelando Bloom!

For his role in Venice – the Papfest.

How the ding(w)Ho(re)’s interview really went – as written by Joders (aka does anyone else think Page Six magazine has replaced the DT as Miranduh’s publication of choice?)

Okay, so I know that nobody would have missed that charming little interview with the dingHo the NY Post Page Six magazine published a week ago.  It would have popped up as a Google alert in thousands hundreds dozens, oh, alright, in 42 inboxes across the world.
But what you don’t know about is my involvement with [...]