Bon Voyage

I’m off cruising tomorrow.
I’m shaved, waxed (and didn’t that phucking hurt!!), tinted, painted and spray tanned (God, it stinks!) within an inch of my life.  I’m packed and all that’s left to do is fly to Brisbane on Saturday morning, then board the ship at 11am.  We set sail at 2pm on Saturday afternoon.
First port of [...]

Happy Birthday Jenniphur

Jenniphur probably doesn’t want us to make a fuss of her on her special day.  But I really can’t let the day go by without making just a little bit of a fuss.  Sorry Jenniphur.
We’ll all be thinking of you on your Birthday Ms Jenn and sending you the best Birthday wishes in the whole [...]

Here We Go Again – The truth, finally (20)

It is the evening of 1 November 2008.
Whorelando seems to have recovered from his close call and the Whorely Trinitas are quietly congratulating themselves on having foiled the dingHo’s attempt to kidnap Whorelando.
Anners, Wanda, Daners, Whorelando and Joders are seated around the dining table enjoying the pizza that Joders ordered.
Joders has repeated the story of [...]

Oops!

I don’t care too much for bugs.  They don’t really scare me per se, but sometimes they do creep me out.  I really don’t like cockroaches, but at least the little buggers don’t jump when they’re running away from you.  Not like a cricket.  Not like the cricket I had in my house a few days [...]

Clearly she’s never read Misery

In a little over 3 months time I’m off to Sydney for the weekend to see Pink in concert at the Sydney Entertainment Centre.  I’m going with one of my friends from work, Amy.  She’s 25.
Last year when we bought the tickets it was around the time that So What was released.  I watched the [...]

Countdown to the Cruise

It’s 11:20pm on Tuesday night but I didn’t want to go to bed without posting some pictures.
I have 10 days to go until the cruise liner sets sail from Brisbane, Queensland.  Two days of sailing up the Qld coast, first stop The Whitsundays and the Great Barrier Reef.
I’m feeling alternately excited and cranky that I [...]

I’m Waiting, Moron-duuhhh. But it won’t be a surprise.

I’m absolutely drowning down here in media reports about the dingHo.  She’s every bloody where.  I bought (Oz) OK magazine today and she’s in there.  She’s also in today’s Who magazine.  And while I was at the newsagents I flicked through (Oz) Grazia and had to battle to keep the contents of my stomach in [...]

Clutching at Straws – the “are we looking at the same pictures??” version

First we have the picture…

Then we have the excerpt from the GossipGirls blog entry….
Getting a jump start on the romantic Valentine’s Day weekend, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were spotted boarding a plane at the Sydney Airport in Australia earlier today (February 12).
The “Pirates of the Caribbean” stud and his Victoria’s Secret Angel looked excited to [...]

See for yourself – Orlando at the Telethon

Here’s the you tube video of Orlando at the Telethon on Thursday night.  Fortunately the person who posted it has chopped out the dingHo’s part of the interview (yay for missjenay – thank you!!)
You can see the nose rubbing and there doesn’t appear to be too much eye contact with the camera.  Perhaps he’s actually [...]

I just saw Orlando on the Telethon

It’s 10:17pm on Thursday night Oz time and I just saw the Head Honcho of DJs (don’t know his name), Megan Gale and Moron-duhhh being interviewed by the Telethon host, Eddie McGuire.  I’m sure this will be you tubed sometime soon, but I had to do a quick post on it, because I’m confused.
Moron-duhhh actually [...]