So, it’s really happening!

I booked my international flights today.  I arrive in LA on 19 November 2009 at some unGodly hour in the morning (6am I think).
I’ll check myself into a hotel and then I’ve got the day to myself (unless Wanda wings her way in on the Thursday as well) to wander the streets of Los Angeles [...]

Oh yeah, she should really ditch modelling and take up acting…

NOT!
I don’t want to torture you with this, but it’s only 44 seconds long.
Dumb bytch can’t even remember what it is she’s trying to advertise.
Moronduuhhh:  Today we’re shooting the new Dream Angels (pause – what is that bloody thing called again?  oh yeah, that’s it!!) Push Up Bra Commercial.
Surely this “making of” special isn’t scripted.  [...]

Why Am I Still Waiting, Moronduuhhh? (Or Happy Birthday dingHo)

Why am I still waiting, Moronduuhhh?  I was dead certain that Whorelando was going to propose on Valentine’s Day.  I was soooooo disappointed when he didn’t.  It would have been the perfect cliched ending to your perfectly cliched teenage romance.  Just like in a Sweet Dreams Romance.  Anybody else remember those?
But, guess what?  It’s your [...]

I’m Over It

Why is the world full of stupid, rude, moronic, disrespectful, fuckwits?
Why can’t they all be struck down?
Why am I too damn respectful and nice to say anything back to them?  I’m such a loser.
My new neighbour across the street has lived here for five minutes and I already know she is a stupid, rude, moronic, disrespectful, [...]

I’m Watching Ned Kelly

On the telly.  I don’t know why I’m bothering.  I already know what happens.  They all DIE for phux sake! 
I thought it might be nice to watch a movie with the old Orlando in it.  I was wrong.

More Kangaroo Tails, errmm, I mean Tales

This morning I was reading the newspaper over breakfast and I happened across a little story about a woman who had been attacked by a kangaroo outside her home in Sunbury in Victoria.  Apparently kangaroo attacks are becoming more common in parts of Victoria as a result of drought which is forcing them to venture [...]

Here We Go Again – Stealing Whorely Back (26)

7:00 am, Sunday 16 November 2009 – Miami Beach, Florida
Two trailers sit at the edge of the beach.  Both are emblazoned with EuroStar Modelling.  Both will soon be bustling with activity.
A gleaming black stretch Hummer arrives at the beach and parks next to the trailers.  The doors to the Hummer open and Joders, Wanda, Anners, [...]

My possible schedule – Joders’ US Grand Tour

I’ve been checking out flights online since international travel seems to be getting a little cheaper.  And I think it’s time I organised my schedule so I can book my flights.
This is what I have in mind so far.  Look it over and if it’s not going to work for you (ie not good days [...]

Happy Easter Everybody!

No, this isn’t Tia.  But it would have been if I had been able to buy a pair of bunny ears for her.  She’s really very tolerant of me.
Anyway, I hope everyone has a lovely Easter, no matter what you’re doing and how you plan to spend the next few days.
Jaded, a special shout out [...]

I am soooooooo bored (and I don’t wanna do housework)

Thought we could do with a few laughs…..