Santiago Cabrera is a hot piece

Apparently he was in Heroes (played Isaac Mendez??).  I watched the first 2.3 seasons of Heroes before losing interest (much like Lost) and I can barely remember the Isaac Mendez character.  Maybe I was too infatuated with Whorelando before the dingHo sucked all his pretty out to worry about anyone else.
Anyway, I’m now addicted to [...]

Cannes Hottest Couples!

http://au.movies.yahoo.com/b/moviesau/498/?page_is_popup=1&photo=0
But……, but?  Where are they??
Ha.  Hahaha.  Hahahahahaha.  Hahahahahahhaaahahaha!!

This is how I think it should go (more tips for Moronduuhhh)

I want to be your Life Planner, Moronduuhhh.  Now that you’re engaged (come on, fess up!  We’re going to get confirmation soon, I just know it!), I’m reeeeeally excited!  I love, love, LOVE a good wedding!
There’s the engagement party to organise, the dress to pick, the choice of bridesmaids, the flowers, the reception, you’ll need [...]

Because I think we all need a laugh

I’m having a few personal issues right now.  And I’m not liking the world or my place in it.  And if I see one more picture of that smug phaced, brain damaged, moron, smiling like a loon, I’m going to have to hurt somebody.
So please forgive me if I’m not my usual, slightly funny, sarcastic self.
Since my [...]

Look, Listen and Learn, DingHo-Breath

For a model with 13 years experience, you’re pretty dumb, Moronduuhhh.  Though, I have to give it to you.  You’ve got that vacuous, blank gaze down pat.  You know, “the lights are on but nobody’s home” look.  You’re really, reeeeally good at that.
Anyway, I’ve been checking out your appearances at Cannes and I just wanted [...]

Here We Go Again – In the Air with Aragorn and Back to Earth with the Elf Boy (28)

16 November 2008 – On the Tarmac
As soon as he sees Aragorn, errmmm, I mean Viggo, Whorelando starts hopping up and down in excitement and then he launches into a full run, directly towards the older man.
Whorelando:  (squeeing)  Viggo!!
Whorelando jumps into the air straight towards Viggo, who catches him in a bear hug.  He wraps [...]

Listen and Learn, Moronduuhhh (Part Deux)

Although her sassy personality shone on Kirrily Johnson’s runway at Rosemount Australian Fashion Week, Alyssa Sutherland has declared she is “old in model years” and is turning her good looks to acting.  While whispers say the 27 year old landed a role on Gossip Girl but had to pull out because of Visa issues, she [...]

One Year On

 
I can’t believe it’s been one year already, Mum.  Miss you.

Listen and Learn, Moronduuhhh…

Taken from the Daily Telegraph Confidential, 7 May 2009
…the cause of the split between Aussie singer Jay Lyon and his US girlfriend Whitney Port was the blurred lines of a reality – TV relationship.
Having dated Port for eight months, Tamarama rocker Lyon admitted yesterday the constant camera attention “just made things confusing.”
“Maybe we would still [...]

Here We Go Again – On the Road to Russia (27)

16 November 2009 – 3pm
Joders pilots the Hummer along Collins Avenue and around the corner into 44th Street, leaving Miami Beach behind.
Joders:  Is she still coming?
Vy:  No, I think we lost her.
Mystic:  She sure can run fast.  I thought we were done for!
Icarus:  (looking a little green)  That was some….. uhhh, expert driving Joders.
Anners:  Everyone okay [...]