Here We Go Again – Tales of Test Drives and Tourists (29)

17 November 2008 – 9am
Daners:  Well, that’s a fine way to greet a friend!
Joders:  Daners!  You made it!
Daners:  You know I always wanted to go to Russia.  When you told me that’s where you were headed next and asked me to join you guys, there’s no way I wasn’t coming!
Anners and Wanda:  Daners!  I missed [...]

Bruno is a Genius :)

Bruno the Gay Austrian Fashionista has just graced the land down under with his presence.
I was interested to see what he would wear to the premiere of his movie.  He was a Queen’s Guard at the London premiere, a bull at the Spanish premiere, he wore lederhosen in Paris (though I think lederhosen would have [...]

Joseph Jackson is Making Me Angry

That’s his name, isn’t it?  Michael Jackson’s father?  I’m so pissed off by this man right now, I can’t even remember his name.
Every time I see a picture of him since Michael passed away I just want to punch him in the head.  He comes off as being a self righteous prick.
What he needs to [...]

Look at this picture….

of Johnny Depp

and tell me it doesn’t remind you of…..

OMG! I’m sooooo excited!

For two reasons.
Firstly, I’m going to see P!nk again!  OMG!  I’m soooo excited!  I got tickets for her second last Australian show on 28 August at the Acer Arena in Sydney.  This time we’ve got seats (as opposed to standing room on the floor near the stage at the first concert).  Even though I won’t [...]

Get Real, Katy Perry!

I didn’t know that Katy Perry isn’t really Katy Perry.  What I mean is, Katy Perry was actually named Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson when she was born on 25 October 1984.  By the time Katheryn Elizabeth Perry was making a name for herself there was already a Kate Hudson running around Hollywood, flashing her knickers.  So what’s [...]

Kimberly Stewart v’s Miranda the dingHo Kerr (and the winner is…..)

– WARNING – NOT SAFE FOR WORK –
I never thought it would come to this.   I am talking about Kimberly Stewart after all.  Famous for being Rod Stewart’s daughter and, well ,that’s about it really, isn’t it?  A bit like Paris Hilton I suppose.  Famous for being the daughter of a wealthy, successful parent.  Famous [...]

Paris and Ronaldo sittin’ in a tree (you know the rest…)

Everyone heard the stories about Paris Hilton hooking up with Cristiano Ronaldo last week, right? 
Just incase you’ve forgotten already or you were living in the South Pole, here they are, right here….
Anyways, this celebrity hook up got me thinking.  Like how come Paris Hilton keeps on getting dates?  I thought a bit more about this conundrum [...]

Something Important Happens on June 16

But I’m having some trouble remembering what the hell it is.  So I took myself off to wikipedia in the hope that some research might jog my memory.
Unfortunately, I still can’t remember what is so damn important about June 16, but I did learn some rather interesting facts.
Let’s see…..

Daners, I need a huuuuuuuge favour. Please?

Long story short, I was looking for a picture of a frog to use as my avatar and I stumbled across a website for a place called Frog Nirvana, which as the name suggests is heaven on earth for froggy lovers (like me).
Anyway, turns out their physical address is, wait for it, it’s soooo exciting, [...]