Oh look, Miranda Kerr is due back in Australia for work

And how do I know this?
Because the press is full of stories about the status of her relationship.
In fact, I’m surprised at the lack of engagement rumours right now.  But I guess there’s plenty of time for those when Miranda and Orlando get to Australia.  She’s supposed to be here by the end of the [...]

What your handbag says about you (the Miranda Kerr edition)

Apparently the bag you carry says something about you. 
My bag says that I’m too damn lazy to swap all my crap from one bag to another every other day.
So I wondered….
What does Miranda Kerr’s bag say about her?  Let’s have a look at her handbag, shall we?

NSFW – How come your nose isn’t bigger if you keep on lying, Miranda? – NSFW

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Moronduuhhh, you should be really happy that your nose (which is quite big enough and bumpy enough already) doesn’t grow everytime you tell a lie, like Pinocchio’s did.  Lord, your head would have exploded by now!  Hmmmm, let’s ponder that thought for a moment, shall we?
See, the thing that’s [...]

Gwynnie v’s ScarJo

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow is having iss – ewes with Scarlett Johansson on the set of Iron Man 2 where Gwynnie plays Pepper Potts and ScarJo plays The Black Widow.
Apparently Gwyneth thinks Scarlett is acting all diva like.  And she thinks that Scarlett is too big for her britches.  And she thinks that she is a [...]

Bugger, bother and bollocks!

I complain about a lot of things, but I don’t think I complain about my job.  At least not very often.  And usually only to say that it’s less than challenging.
Today that all changed.  Today, work was just shitful.
I’m on leave from work next week.  I’ve had it organised for a month.  And this week [...]

Let’s play Spot the Differences – Miranda Kerr (fashion icon) edition

I think I want to write something

Other than my usual Whorelando phiction, I mean.
I don’t even have my normal problem with writer’s block.  I actually have some ideas.  That I think I could pull together.
Only….. all I can think about is the fact that I’ll need to do some research for each of the scenarios to be moderately historically correct.  And [...]

Vocab for the Vernacular (the dingHo chapter)

This morning on the way to work I was listening to a local radio station.  The DJ was talking about the phenomenon of a not so attractive man having a really attractive girlfriend. 
He said, and I quote, “Explain to me how a bloke who is DINGO UGLY….”
I didn’t hear the rest of the conversation because [...]

Orlando Bloom and the love of his life

I finally have to admit it.  Orlando Bloom is in love.  There’s no denying it now.  I don’t know why it took me so long to accept.  But I have irrefutable evidence and you can see the look of joy, devotion and longing in his eyes.  I guess I’m a shipper now
And I [...]

One of these things is not like the others…..

One of these things just doesn’t belong.
Can you tell which one is not like the others,
Before I finish my song?