And there’s bound to be more to come….
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Stunt Dating for Dummies – Step 2
Posted on September 16, 2009 by joders
Make sure the wannabe who never will be arrives in her home country for Christmas, flashing her technology and insisting that her stunt dummy boyfriend (aka the has been who could be again) will be joining her and her family for a very special Christmas (see diagram 1).
Make sure that the stunt dummy boyfriend (aka the [...]
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Stunt Dating for Dummies – Step 1
Posted on September 14, 2009 by joders
Take one wannabe who never will be but won’t give up and won’t go away….
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MTV Awards – Bugger off Kanye West and other observations
Posted on September 14, 2009 by joders
Kanye West is a rude, loud mouthed, oaf who walks around with his head up his own arse and with an over inflated sense of his own self importance. He is an opinionated, sore loser. Nothing wrong with having opinions and / or speaking with authority on your subject of choice, but there is something [...]
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Just so you know…
Posted on September 13, 2009 by joders
Until my last breath, I will never fail to be reduced to floods of tears when Matthew Cuthbert has a heart attack in the field and dies in Anne’s arms.
I need to go out and buy the whole series of books. I’ve got the DVD collection, but I want the books too.
Filed under: Books, Emotions, Literature, Movies | 1 Comment »
You Go Girl! Jen Hawkins signs for another 4 years with Myer!
Posted on September 11, 2009 by joders
The big news today for Jennifer Hawkins is that she was offered a brand new 4 year contract as the face of Myer worth $5mil and she snapped it right up!
Put the calculator away, I’ve already done the maths for you. Jen’s new contract is worth $1.25mil a year.
Remind me again what the malnourished dingHo is [...]
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Spot the Difference – Miranda Kerr (the alien) edition
Posted on September 10, 2009 by joders
The likeness is uncanny, don’t you think?
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Quote of the Day
Posted on September 10, 2009 by joders
Work colleague to Joders:
Your curls are curly today…..
**cue the sound of chirping crickets**
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Yeah, I’m soooooo jellus of this
Posted on September 4, 2009 by joders
What is it with the dingHo and ugly clothes?
Quite by accident I discovered this little ensemble is a Stella McCartney. It’s awful. It looks like the top is upside down. The waist band is around her shoulders, the arm holes are at waist level. It only serves to illustrate how skinny and shapeless this idiot [...]
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